Escort Etiquette: How to treat your high class escort
If you are the type of person we desire and respect at Society Service, you will already know these basic guidelines for the best ‘Escort Etiquette’ inside out. They will sound like common sense. The following will no doubt be amusing for you, and is intended as such. But remember… The more courteous you are, the easier it is for the escort to create a sensual, memorable encounter.
If by some chance you have never booked an exclusive escort or gigolo before, or have had any uncertainties or disappointments in the past, or wish to know how to get the best service and response from your companion, (or people in general), it is very important for you to read on. It’s a lot of text but very worth while.
Start at the beginning
Hiring a ‘sex professional’, whatever the level, is the same as hiring any other professional, like a doctor, lawyer, or mechanic. You pay them money for a service. It doesn’t matter what the service is: if you’re nice to the professional, you generally get a better result than if you aren’t. Treat adult entertainers the same way you treat other professionals. And like other professionals, these ladies and gentlemen will treat you as a valued client, and may even become ‘friends’ on a business level. They look forward to seeing you again, the same way any other professional likes to see their good clients.
Escorts make a living at their jobs just like people who have other jobs. So yes, they are partly doing it for the money. But that’s just their occupation, which most people choose because they enjoy it. When you hire a mechanic to fix your car, the mechanic is doing it for the money too, but he no doubt enjoys his work. It’s the same thing. Your mechanic may be your friend, and he may enjoy working on your car because you’re a good client. The same kind of relationship can be established with your escort. If you become a repeat client, you will get to know each other and know what you like to do together and you will enjoy it more.
At Society Service we have brought this standard up to a higher level, and we’re very strict about not hiring escorts with a wrong attitude. In general, your escort will enjoy her work, otherwise she wouldn’t be doing it. There’s no need to ask the escort if she enjoys it, you’ll sound silly, although checking the escort is comfortable with things is always a nice gesture. You’ll know if the escort is enjoying it… further info on this below.
Why spend time with a high class escort?
That’s like asking why eat at a fine restaurant when you can throw something in the microwave?! The answer will be superbly and continually self-evident throughout the entire sensational experience.
All jokes aside. People book high class escorts (male or female) for very different reasons. Because they enjoy the companionship, the eroticism, want to live out a special fantasy, want to learn how to become a better lover, to spice up their relationship, and more. Whatever your reason is, these escort etiquette will help you get the most out of your personal escort experience.
Contacting the escortservice
Before contacting an escortservice, you need to check three things:
- Do the rates of the escortservice fit within your budget?
- Is the type of escort that’s being offered the type you are looking for?
- Is the escortservice reliable?
Only when you can answer these questions with “Yes”, should you proceed with contacting the escortservice.
Check the escorts’ details and rates before contacting. Don’t call or email unless you are genuinely interested. Be respectful and friendly towards management, and bear in mind that this is a business transaction. Stories concerning your incredible sexual prowess and elephantine manhood are unlikely to arouse anyone, as we have heard them all before. Be aware that if management is not comfortable talking with you, we will be unlikely to send an escort to visit you.
Never haggle over charges… if our rates are too high, then there is nothing wrong with saying that the rate is beyond what you had in mind, thank management for their time and then move on. Politeness costs nothing. Trying to negotiate fees will result in less polite treatment, or exclusion from Society Service.
Making smutty telephone calls or sending pornographic emails is not funny or clever… it is infantile and a waste of your time. You will not get the response you are seeking and you will be blacklisted if you are caught. If you’re really into this kind of thing, you’re not the type of client we are interested in dealing with. Call one of the credit card sex lines displayed in most news papers or hit up a sexy webcam show. Alternatively, save your money and go and buy brown paper packages from your local porn shop…
When contacting the escortservice, introduce yourself, explain what you are interested in and ask how to proceed. Every escortservice has its own procedures, from elaborate online booking options to anonymous telephone bookings. The terms and conditions under which the escortservice wishes to offer its services, are often explained on their website. If they sound unreasonable to you, simply contact an alternative escortservice. When you’ve found an escortservice that matches your preferences, simply follow procedures to proceed with your booking.
Before the booking
Great! You have an upcoming booking with your dream escort. Then here’s how you prepare for your booking:
Cleanliness: Have a shower – paying particular attention to washing your private parts – and clean your teeth… the chances of your escort being a willing participant in erotic games with you is directly proportional to your level of personal hygiene. The escort is unlikely to let you kiss him or her if your breath smells like 4 week old milk or the coffee you had earlier that day. Make sure your hands and feet are well groomed, long toe nails and dirty fingernails with the contents of a bag or fertilizer underneath them are a turn off.
Have a shave: Gentlemen: Not many ladies class a “sanding-down” by a five o’clock shadow as foreplay. For both ladies and gentlemen, our escorts generally like it when other body hair is removed or trimmed. However, this is not a must, just an advice.
Put on clean underwear: Even if you’re not risking being knocked down by a bus, your chances of re-living scenes from Nine and a Half Weeks will be severely reduced if the escort discovers that your underpants look like the unwashed dishes in the sink.
Get dressed: Yes, that’s right. Make sure you are dressed when the escort arrives. Opening the door in a bathrobe will give the escort the idea that she is only there for 1 thing; fun in the bedroom. If this is correct, then you have not read step 2 of “contact with the escort service”. A high class escort offers much more than just an erotic service.
Clean up: Make sure that the location where you receive the escort, whether this is at your home or in a hotel, is neat and tidy. A fresh and made-up bed, clean towels, toilet without brake marks, etc. are the least. But a sultry music in the background, pleasant temperature, romantic candlelight, and the evening can’t go wrong.
Money: Have the payment ready in cash, unless otherwise agreed, and counted. You have already found out how much it is going to cost, so to spare both of you any embarrassment, make sure the amount is correct and place it in an open envelope or separate from the rest of your money.
Alcohol: A Gin and Tonic to help with your nerves, or a brandy to arouse you is OK. Ten bottles of beer is not a good idea. Alcohol is a depressant rather than a stimulant and although you may think that it improves your staying power or loosens you up in the bedroom, it is more likely to prevent you from reaching orgasm at all… and beer breath is a turn-off. By the way; the same applies to drugs. Aside from our strict “no-drugs-policy”, using drugs before or during your booking will not benefit you or the escort.
Presents: Though presents are never expected or required, everybody loves them. Each escort has some favorites listed in their profile. Your escort will feel very special knowing that you thought of him or her before your time together.
Together at last
Conversation: Be courteous. Offer your escort a drink, compliment the escort, engage in a little chit-chat, take an interest in the escort. Don’t grope him or her the moment that she walks through the door, no matter how amazing the escort looks. The escort will turn around and leave. You may be paying for her services, but a little respect will pay dividends later. When on a date, you don’t grope your date either, so treat the escort the same. Detailed personal questions should be a no-go area. The escort is with you under a business arrangement, so don’t expect her to tell you her life history or innermost secrets. Take an interest in the escort, but keep the conversation a bit light and casual.
Under no circumstances ask: What does your boyfriend / girlfriend think about your work? How long have you been doing this? Do your parents know about your job? How much money do you make? Why don’t you marry a rich man and forget about this work? How many men do you see in one night? Can I have your private number? These are very personal and patronizing questions, so don’t ask them, unless you are looking for a very cool performance or equally embarrassing questions in return, like: What does your husband / boyfriend / wife / girlfriend think of this? How long have YOU been doing this? Do your children know that you go out with escorts? Does your boss know you’re here? Have you ever thought about going on a diet? Why don’t you go home to your partner and forget about this service? Have you ever thought about taking a course in lovemaking?
Payment: You should already have the payment ready, so at a suitable moment when she mentions fixing the business side of things, hand her the payment. Don’t get the money out and count it into her hand like a checkout girl at your local supermarket… and don’t try the old sleight-of-hand routine and try and keep one back. And don’t try a bit of last minute bartering… the prices are set. If you can’t afford it, please use another service.
The nitty gritty
Discuss your wishes: Our escorts are no mindreader and have to find out in a relatively short time what you like and don’t like. In addition, it can also be a lot of fun and exciting to talk about what turns you on, after you’ve gotten to know each other a little better. Feel free to discuss your desires. Not all wishes can be met, but the escort will never judge you.
“No” means “NO‼”: If you want a service that the escort does not provide… BACK OFF!!! Don’t ruin the mood. Ask him or her how she likes to be touched. Regardless of your experience, every person is different. The first sign of a great lover is a considerate one. Ignoring the needs of the other makes you an ignorant, and thus second-rate lover! Like everything in life, never assume you know it all. If you cannot be shown something new, your mind is closed. We should never stop learning, even in the bedroom!
Unsafe sex: Our escorts offer safe sex only. A condom is always used for vaginal and anal sex, as well as oral sex on a male client. Please do not ask for unsafe sex. This will result in an immediate termination of the booking without refund. In addition to using a condom, the escort will take other precautions, such as avoiding anal to vaginal contact, no close contact with each others genitals, signs of contagious issues such as cold sores and so on.
Some more advice for less experienced gentlemen
Blowing too hard in her ear: Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you’re trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
Squeezing her breast: Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and soothe them.
Biting her nipples: Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples, then clamp down like they’re trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive, like the head of a penis. They can’t stand chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they’re a doggy toy isn’t.
Twiddling her nipples: Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you’re trying to find a radio station in a bad area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.
Ignoring the other parts of her body: A woman is not a highway with just three turn-offs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel! There are vast areas of her body which you’ve ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention. Stroke her arms, her face, her stomach, kiss her ankles…
Leaving her a little present: Condom disposal is the man’s responsibility. You wore it, you store it. Wrap it in tissues and dispose in the bin. Do not flush condoms. They end up on our beaches, and choke our sea life to death.
Attacking the clitoris: Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers or tongue along the side or just above or below the clitoris.
Stopping for a break: Women, unlike men, don’t pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you want to satisfy your companion, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not. Listen to her body language, and the result will be reached faster. Ask her to tell you or show you how she likes it.
Undressing her awkwardly: Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a blouse stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid’s toy.
Giving her a wedgie during foreplay: Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.
Being obsessed with the vagina: Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it’s all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you’re trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you’re not careful, it can hurt – so don’t get carried away. It’s best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it. If not, don’t keep repeating it. Sorry to tell you boys, but there is very little feeling there, it’s all about the clitoris.
Massaging too roughly: You’re attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.
Undressing prematurely: Don’t force the issue by stripping before she’s at least made some move toward getting your clothes off, even if it’s just undoing a couple of your buttons. Let her set the pace. She’s a professional and knows how to do it just right…
Taking your pants off first: A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first!
Going too fast: When you get to the intercourse situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts. You are indulging your sensuality, not pumping gas.
Going too hard: If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thighs or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds. Plus she will close her legs more to try to avoid the bruising, so you get less deep penetration.
Cumming too soon: Every man’s fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too! It will be worth it later…
Not cumming soon enough: It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her (and most women) it’s more likely the mark of a dumb, insensitive jerk. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you’re playing Marathon Man. What most women know, an too many men don’t, is that building the right anticipation will make your climax far more intense, satisfying and long-lasting. Instead of pumping gas or trying to ejaculate 500 times, try holding your sexual energy in, building it up, and only allow release when you have refused yourself several times. You’ll see what we mean…
Asking if she has cum: You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise, and all women enjoy strong, pulsating contractions in the vagina when she climaxes, which you may feel around fingers or other appendages that happen to be inside her at the time. But if you really don’t know, don’t ask. It ruins the mood, and if she thinks you made her cum, then you ask if she has, all the respect you’ve just built up is dashed. If she didn’t cum, you’ll soon hear about it!
Performing oral sex too gently: Don’t act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris. NO TEETH!!!
Nudging her head down: Men persist in doing this until she’s eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It’s about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her. A lot of men don’t understand that when you give to a woman first, she always gives 200% back.
Not warning her before you climax: Sperm smells like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. It also ruins a good hairdo! If you are involved in something where protection is not strictly necessary, please warn her before you come ready so that she is prepared. Elegant women hate nothing more than being made to look a fool.
Moving around during fellatio: Don’t thrust. She’ll do all the moving during fellatio. You just relax there. And don’t grab her head.
Making her ride on top for ages: Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn’t feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
Slapping your stomach against hers: There is no less erotic noise. It’s as sexy as a belching contest. Be a man. Lose the slapping.
Arranging her in stupid poses: If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she’s a Romanian gymnast, don’t get too ambitious. A sensual atmosphere is rarely coupled with a change in position every 3 minutes.
Looking for her prostate: Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don’t. Don’t suddenly put a finger in her anus. Even if she likes anal sex, you build that up very calmly and on her initiative.
Not caring whether she comes: To be a good lover, you have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.
Squashing her: Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.
Some more advice for less experienced ladies
Being on your period: During your period, you can not have sex with a gigolo or female escort. Aside from the obvious hygiene issues, it’s not very safe either.
Focussing on insecurities: We all have insecurities, but don’t let them ruin the mood. When all the focus is on how you look, smell and taste, neither you or your lover will enjoy sex to the fullest.
Not wanting to undress: Leaving your garter belt, stockings and heels on in the bedroom can be sexy. Leaving your t-shirt on is not.
Performing oral sex too gently: Don’t act like you are licking an ice cream. The key to enjoyable oral sex is to imitate a vagina with your mouth. Put your whole mond around the penis and go up and down. Apply mild pressure with your lips and “suck” so a bit of vacuum is created. Move up and down the penis, as far as you feel comfortable.
Performing oral sex too rough: Keep it sensual and sexy. Don’t suck so hard you are about to remove the blood out of the penis. And by all means; make sure your teeth do not come in contact with the penis.
Not using lubricant: Not only women benefit from using lubricant during sex. Men do too, in particular when he is circumcised.
Pulling down his foreskin: The foreskin of a penis is attached to the head of the penis by a small piece of skin; the frenulum. Pulling down the foreskin too hard is very painful and can result in some serious bleeding.
Squeezing the balls: Most men enjoy some stimulation of their balls, such as caressing, licking, tickling. Unless you are with a masochist, pulling or squeezing the balls hard is not something he will enjoy.
Ignoring the other parts of his body: Just like women, there’s more to enjoy about the male body than his penis… So start paying them some attention. Stroke his chest, his buttocks, kiss his neck…
Forcing things: If your body tells you something is too much, then listen to your body. Don’t force things. You’ll risk being seriously hurt and I am pretty sure a trip to the emergency room is not what you had in mind for your booking.
High expectations: Expecting your lover to spend a good amount of time and attention to your pleasure is perfectly okay. Expecting him to have intercourse on end without reaching orgasm is unrealistic.
Being too silent: Lying on your back, not making a sound will make even the most confident lover worry you are not having any fun.
Being too loud: Screaming bloody murder and waking up the neighbors might be a bit too much. Great to hear you’re having a good time, but unless you want your lover to smother you with a pillow, keep it natural.
Breaking the penis: Even though there are no bones in a penis, you can certainly break it. Be careful when having harder sex in a position where you are in control. A small slip can bend the penis to the extend that it breaks.
Squashing him: Even though in general a woman will weigh less than a man, sitting on his face with your entire weight will still squash him. Make sure he can catch his breath on time.
Not preparing for anal sex: If you enjoy anal sex, then by all means, make sure you come prepared. Accidents can happen, but it’s best to try and avoid these as much as possible. Watch your diet the days leading up to the booking, and have a clysma a few hours prior to your booking.
Expecting a rough treatment: If you are looking for a “Fifty shades of grey” experience then keep in mind this requires an established trust relationship, lot’s of talk about expectations and boundaries, and can therefore not be expected during a first booking. Neither are our escorts mindreaders. If you like it rough, then make sure to express your boundaries clearly. Our escorts are not going to risk misreading subtle signals…
Embarrassing the penis: Every mans worst nightmare; not being able to maintain an erection. But getting angry or making fun of the penis will only make this worse. Rest assured, a backup plan is in place and you will enjoy your booking to the fullest.
Close of play
Only play for overtime if you can pay for overtime. Don’t expect a “quickie” in the last 15 minutes. At that point, you should be talking to the escort about extending your booking or handing a tower as the escort steps out of the shower… don’t think that you can carry on pumping away for hours on end until you have had enough. The deal you have is based on time and you agreed to it in advance. If you wish the escort to stay longer, by all means extend your appointment, but please respect that the escort may have other engagements planned.
Don’t offer to buy the escort a drink or a meal, or suggest going to the cinema, and expect the escort to do so without payment. You may have got on very well, and the escort may genuinely like you, but business is business and the escort will prefer it to be kept that way. As mentioned above, an escort is like any other professional. Ever thought of what would happen if you asked your lawyer to draw up some extra contracts for you, but can he do it in his own time, at home, for free? No. Would your accountant give a few hours’ advice free? No. So don’t confuse the issue. Escorts are the same, but you pay for company, sensuality and time rather than the escorts’ legal or numerical knowledge.
If you feel that your time with your escort was pleasurable and special to you, it is highly appreciated but never expected to give your escort a tip. You can do this at the end of your time together by gracefully and discreetly handing it to the escort.
Do not ask our escorts for their private phone numbers. They choose to be presented by Society Service for privacy and discretion reasons, but also because they don’t want to arrange appointments by themselves. You are encouraging the escort to steal and betray the company the escort is working with, which is unacceptable behavior. In addition, you are offending the escort, as this type of proposal is only made to save money and suggest you think the escort is not worth the money. The difference between sex for money and sex for free, is that sex for money often costs a lot less…